CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER CHAD Peak Caucasian masculinity Lives to fuck fucks to live Has fucked your girlfriend sister mom and dad Master of every contact sport SPECIAL Atomic nut KYLE Quick to anger although merciful at heart Energy drinks activate Berserker rage Can punch through ANY wall regardless of composition SPECIAL The FUCK you say about my mom Ruthless cold and cunning Physically weak but can overpower enemies ck friend renders him immune to all accusations of racism SPECIAL Summon Legion of Lawyers TANNER Expert survivalist Chewing tobacco eliminates stamina loss Camo renders him invisible in forested environments SPECIAL Can use 1 16 Native American ancestry to summon a wendigo

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER CHAD Peak Caucasian masculinity Lives to fuck fucks to live Has fucked your girlfriend sister mom and dad Master of every contact sport SPECIAL Atomic nut KYLE Quick to anger although merciful at heart Energy drinks activate Berserker rage Can punch through ANY wall regardless of composition SPECIAL The FUCK you say about my mom Ruthless cold and cunning Physically weak but can overpower enemies ck friend renders him immune to all accusations of racism SPECIAL Summon Legion of Lawyers TANNER Expert survivalist Chewing tobacco eliminates stamina loss Camo renders him invisible in forested environments SPECIAL Can use 1 16 Native American ancestry to summon a wendigo

Four different alpha males pitted again at each other with sharpshooter level accuracy in their descriptions

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
CHAD
Peak Caucasian masculinity
-Lives to fuck, fucks to live. Has fucked
your girlfriend, sister, mom, and dad
-Master of every contact sport
SPECIAL: Atomic nut
KYLE
-Quick to anger although merciful at heart
-Energy drinks activate Berserker rage
-Can punch through ANY wall, regardless of
composition
SPECIAL: “The FUCK you say about my mom!?”

Ruthless, cold, and cunning
Physically weak but can overpower enemies
ck friend renders him immune to all
accusations of racism
SPECIAL: Summon Legion of Lawyers
TANNER
-Expert survivalist
Chewing tobacco eliminates stamina loss
-Camo renders him invisible in forested
environments
SPECIAL: Can use 1/16 Native American ancestry
to summon a wendigo

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